TENTS



The HIDE-AWAY bivouac tent.
      Disguised to look like a large boulder this brilliantly innovative design is built to meet the modern demand for bivouac equipment which can be used to hide away from search parties for days on end. Constructed from scratch-resistant nylon in either grey or white it contains everything you might need for such a sojourn including super-mario games machine and a tape-recorder to record your eye-witness account of the search party walking past at close range. A hidden pocket contains pro-forma writer's contract for use in negotiations with tabloid newspapers when your ordeal comes to an end.

The MCNEISH model (not illustrated) is a conventional mountain tent but has the extraordinary property that it appears magically along with sleeping bags, stoves and full complement of stores for a three course dinner after you have completed a long lonely wilderness walk carrying only a lightweight pack and accompanied only by a similarly equipped and garulous VIP (+ helicopter and camera crew).

The EASI-NEES Ground Sheet - a vital accessory. tarten hen offer you the Astro-turf ground sheet for use in those awkward situations when contact between knees and the hard ground is unavoidable.