EAR TRUMPETS



A- THE STANDARD TRUMP Care should be taken not to stand side-on in a high wind unless marble relocation is desired.

B- THE HERMIT TRUMP. For anti-social buggers.

C- The BELAY-TRUMP. (not illustrated) Hand forged by craftsmen in stainless (well ... stain-resistant) steel, the belay trump has many alternative uses. Note, however, if the leader on a difficult ascent uses the ear trumpet as a belay some other means should be provided for shouting "you're running out of rope"

D- THE STEREO-TRUMP (not illustrated) Operates on both ears simultaneously. The trumpet horns are flexible and can be bent in any direction so that shouts can be heard from above and below while both hands are occupied with considerations of safety.